Monday, 21 January 2008

A Complete list of my episodes

Here is a complete list of my Doctor Who episodes and Ben Chatham spin off stories.

The Christmas Invasion
War & Peace
Fool's Errand
The Love Generation
Starman
A Time For Love
Loyalty Binds Me
World on the Edge
Hospital of the Damned
Fire & Judgement
Not Alone
Child of Destruction
Web of Lies
Goodbye Is Never Easy
The Shadows of Christmas
Operation: Delta
New Age
Power of Illusion
Labyrinth
Mindbender
Dark Shadows
Nemesis
Doppelganger
Shadows of the Past
Hidden Dangers
Conspiracy of Terror
Power and Lies
Love & Danger
Revelation
Earth Span
Shadows and Impressions
Sign of the Cross
Deadly Experiment
Into the Laboratory
Conspiracy of Terror (again)
Rage and Deliverance
Death In The Cloisters
Witchbone
Firestarter
Crimebuster
Dark Yuletide
"Stangeness"
Alien Seed
Harvest of Evil
Fields of Death
Dissolution
Road Rage
From the Depths
Reptilian Dawn
Cavaliers
Acorn Man
The Imperfect
The Rats of Tenbury
Lair
Conscience
Cyborg
All Things Must Pass
The Living Picture
The Sun Goblet of Sacrosan
The Zranti Beast
The Zombie Kids of Death
The Cult of Quexecostal
The Lindig Valley Mystery
The Lords of Ancrazar
Nemesis (again)
The Curse of the Vampire Skull
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall
Winter of the Lost

22 comments:

Johnstone said...

Mark, your poor manners are sickening. You should mention that Fugitoid compiled this episode guide and you copied and pasted it.

Johnstone said...

Mark, your poor manners are sickening. You should mention that Fugitoid compiled this episode guide and you copied and pasted it.

evans-t said...

I agree with Johnstone (twice).

For everyone who cares to listen, Fugtoid, a brilliant guy from the Doctor Who Forum, wrote this list, NOT SPARA.

sparacus said...

All of these titles are mine. Fugitoid did complile the list which I have not denied.

Scyther Slitheen said...

You should give him some credit though :)

sparacus said...

Ok:

List compiled by Fugitoid

Johnstone said...

Haha. We don't care if all the titles are yours.

You should have credited Fugitoid when you first posted the guide. You clearly don't remember the names of your stories as you've used "Nemesis" and a few others TWICE!

Colin said...

How does this serve any useful function at all? Without context it's just a list of names. It's the sort of thing I used to do with Doctor Who stories when I was about 10.

Youth of Australia said...

Riiiiiiight.

I don't want to sound self important but that's not a list of episodes and nor is it complete.

It's a list of episode titles that misses out Wolf. And, actually, a good chunk of those are titles for eps of Operation Delta, Doppelganger and Earthspan.

Don't believe me? Check here.

I am shocked that Spara needed to copy some other guy to list the episodes. I mean, I got a whole blog devoted to it. He could check out the wikipedia page for free.

Honestly, passing off others work as your own is bad enough, but something as petty as a LIST of names... *disgusted*

Bernie Fishnotes said...

That's quite a list, but where's "Eggy Beef", "Wind Smear", "FireFighter" and all the other Chatham Adventures?

Incidentally, any chance of a list of the good ones, so people can avoid the dross and read the good ones?

Or even getting the original versions posted on this very blog, so non-OGers can read them?

Youth of Australia said...

I doubt it. Spara doesn't keep copies of his "work", he's very unprofessional. I mean, he needed someone ELSE to type up the NAMES of stories he'd written - hardly the act of a professional writer.

I don't think Spara knows where to even LOOK for his stories...

Nice to see you again, Bernie.

Just waiting for the standards-obsessed administrator to wipe all these posts off the face of time...

Andrew said...

this list is far better. Even if it doesn't give you the stories, it tells you what happens in them. Which actually is much better reading.
thx for the link, youth of australia

http://benchathamsux.blogspot.com/2007/03/ben-chatham-wikipedia-page-i.html

sparacus said...

YOA

Trashing posts will not be tolerated.

Youth of Australia said...

Trash?

What trash?

Besides, at least this way I can be sure you update your blog. You've neglected it too long - and you MUST PAY THE PRICE!

Youth of Australia said...

It's easier to post than delete.

And while you get rid of these threads, you can imagine how bad rape victims feel when you mock them with Ben Chatham.

I dig the music like my own little grave
The notes ring hollow in the bitter air
This tune of exile craves a page
Away from the score, away from the master's hands

Futurissimo with crescendo
Maestro strikes the signs away
The burning cluster takes the page
Away from the tune, away from the master's hands

F U T U R I S S I M O !
F U T U R I S S I M O !
F U T U R I S S I M O !
F U T U R I S S I M O !

Aiminawindow concertino
The fearing chorus calls on you
To turn the paces soft and slow
Away from the noise, away from the Master's hands

The future for you
There's a future for you
There's a future for you
There's a future for you
F U T U R I S S I M O !
F U T U R I S S I M O O O O!

A tenor in a wine-glass plays the rebel
The drowning voice betrays defeat
The haunted legend flees the tale
Away from the stage, away from the masters hand

Accelerando non comprando
The rumour rumbles in the seats
The cheated crowd is taking leave
Away from the lies, away from the master's hands

F U T U R I S S I M O !
F U T U R I S S I M O !
F U T U R I S S I M O !
F U T U R I S S I M O !
F U T U R I S S I M O !
F U T U R I S S I M O !
F U T U R I S S I M O !
F U T U R I S S I M O !
F U T U R I S S I M O

Youth of Australia said...

He walks alone under the big city lights
He always knows just when the time is right
He never shows what he's thinking
He keeps it inside
Because he's too cool for school

He comes alive when the sun goes down
He gets it right
You know he's always down
He's got one eye open and his ear to the ground
Man he's too cool for school

He's an operator
He's a real player
And if you mess with him
You know you'll never win
He's an instigator
Enemy eliminator
And when he knocks you better
You better let him in

He's got his own way of getting things done
He's always looking out for number one
Don't try to beat him 'cause he's already won
Man he's too cool for school

He's an operator
He's a real player
And if you mess with him
You know you'll never win
He's an instigator
Enemy eliminator
And when he knocks you better
You better let him in

He walks alone under the big city lights
He always knows just when the time is right
He never shows what he's thinking
He keeps it inside
Because he's too cool for school
Because he's too cool for school
Because he's too cool for school

Youth of Australia said...

Got a feeling inside (Can't explain)
It's a certain kind (Can't explain)
I feel hot and cold (Can't explain)
Yeah, down in my soul, yeah (Can't explain)

I said ... (Can't explain)
I'm feeling good now, yeah, but (Can't explain)

Dizzy in the head and I'm feeling blue
The things you've said, well, maybe they're true
I'm gettin' funny dreams again and again
I know what it means, but

Can't explain
I think it's love
Try to say it to you
When I feel blue

But I can't explain (Can't explain)
Yeah, hear what I'm saying, girl (Can't explain)

Dizzy in the head and I'm feeling bad
The things you've said have got me real mad
I'm gettin' funny dreams again and again
I know what it means but

Can't explain
I think it's love
Try to say it to you
When I feel blue

But I can't explain (Can't explain)
Forgive me one more time, now (Can't explain)

I said I can't explain, yeah
You drive me our ot my mind
Yeah, I'm the worrying kind, babe
I said I can't explain

Youth of Australia said...

This town, is coming like a ghost town
All the clubs have been closed down
This place, is coming like a ghost town
Bands won't play no more
Too much fighting on the dance floor

Do you remember the good old days before the ghost town
We danced and sang, and the music played inna de boomtown

This town, is coming like a ghost town
Why must the youth fight against themselves
Government leaving the youth on the shelf
This place, is coming like a ghost town
No job to be found in this country
Can't go on no more
The people getting angry

This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town

This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town

Youth of Australia said...

God, this blog would be rubbish without me to lighten the place up. Black and green and dark, it's a bloody funeral home in here.

MORE MUSIC!

Youth of Australia said...

Yez bahs, comin up bahs!

Youth of Australia said...

Ooh ooh ooh Nobody knew her name
But she turned up just the same
There was a knock on the door
A thump on the floor and the party turned insane
As she called out her name.
And she walked in looking like dynamite
She said now come along
boogaloo through the night
And by the way she's moving well
Dynamite might she not with all
she's got she's got the whole town lighting up dynamit
Nobody quite knowing what to do
Wrong or right
But they all know Dyna is Dynamite
And they're right.
She hadn't been there long
When she told us where she came from
There was a flash in the sky
A light in her eye and her dynamite light burned on
As the music went on and on and on and on . . .
And she walked in looking like dynamite
. . .

Youth of Australia said...

Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields,
Sold in a market down in new orleans.
Scarred old slaver know he’s doin’ alright.
Hear him whip the women just around midnight.
Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) brown sugar, just like a young girl should
A-huh.

Drums beating, cold english blood runs hot,
Lady of the house wond’rin where it’s gonna stop.
House boy knows that he’s doin’ alright.
You should a heard him just around midnight.
Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) brown sugar, just like a black girl should
A-huh.

I bet your mama was a tent show queen, and all her boy
Friends were sweet sixteen.
I’m no schoolboy but I know what I like,
You should have heard me just around midnight.

Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) brown sugar, just like a young girl should.

I said yeah, I said yeah, I said yeah, I said
Oh just like a, just like a black girl should.

I said yeah, I said yeah, I said yeah, I said
Oh just like, just like a black girl should.