OK , which companions would you consider the hottest . Female Category & Male Category.
Obvious leading candidates in the girls corner:
Rose Tyler
Jo Grant
Peri
Sarah Jane Smith
Romana 1 & Romana 2
Obvious leading Male Candidates:
Ben Jackson
Turlough
Mickey Smith
Captain Jack Harkness
Ben Chatham
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If Ben Chatham can be voted for, can I vote for Elsa, from my non-canonical version of Doctor Who (although I think it could fit into the sparaverse, with all it's gratuitous toplessness)
Is there a prize?
I vote for Cora Destry as sexiest female companion and Wycliff Greymalkin as sexiest male companion, as I created them both and no one bar me remembers them.
Of course there's a prize! The winner gets a non-existent DVD of an unfinished story.
Chavvem ain't canon!
Cameron
I vote for Elsa too. If she's out then, well, it gets all too difficult.
Zoe? Romana 2? Peri? All three at once?
Oh, and what's with the constant listing of SJS on 'sexiest' polls? She's the most un-sexy companion since Dodo Chaplet as far as I'm concerned. I can understand having a crush on here but Jesus Christ, she's about as erotic as a big bowl of Shephered's pie!
For guy... hmm. I'm going to be weird and say the best looking was Nick Courtney in his prime.
In an attempt to live up to my new resolution, I'll take this even vaguely seriously.
Hottest girls?
Rose Tyler - I must be in love with her, because otherwise I'm just a big sissy for RTD's season finales, and that can't be true
Jo Grant - particularly that photo of her dressed as Adam Ant in 25 Years: A Celebration. The Dalek stuff did nothing for me.
Peri Brown - on the cusp. Having been a child when I saw her episodes, there was a kind of Leela thing happening: she wasn't sexy, she just always looked like that. Nowadays, of course, you have to notice these things, especially if you're trying to do illustrations of her. Ahem.
Romana II - she LOOKS great, but she acts far too much like my mum. Not going there. No siree.
Romana I - looks good in sunglasses
Sarah Jane Smith - no freaking way. She's beatuiful, but not sexy. Best she hit was 'cute' during Planet of Evil, and then she was wearing Jo's redneck denim gear.
Honorable mentions
Zoe - I need to explain this?
Charley Pollard - see above
Ace - in Silver Nemesis, when she let her hair down. The rest of the time she was too close to one of my schoolfriends for it to work
Izzy - I never twigged she was gay till she snogged Fey. I claim diminished responsibility, as I was busy paying attention to those translucent dresses she wears
Tish Jones - if she's dumb enough to fall for Mark Gattis, I stand a chance.
I'm not so good at the male ones, coz I'm red blooded hetro, but...
Kamelion - coz then he could turn into the Tamborinist from the Dandy Warhols
Captain Jack - it's the teeth
Mickey Smith - not a bad looker, and he'd be a nice guy
Ben Jackson - well, he'd be busy with Polly, but he's better than
Turlough - yeah. creepy
Ben Chatham - no way. Not canon, not nice, not pretty, not entertaining, and his vacuous expression and irritating voice put me off to start with
Honorable mentions
The Brigadier - Season 7, and into some kinkiness judging by Inferno
Jamie - almost Nigel Verkoffian in his desire to shag Polly, Victoria, Zoe, Anita, Samantha, Kirsty, that priestess chick, Vana Gond, Lady Jennifer... the guy is Cassanova with a 0 success rate! No wonder he never wore underpants
Steven - he poses well for photos
Benton - just to find out what his first name is
Hex - just for BF
Isn't it John Benton? Or did someone make that up?
You left out Jamie putting the moves on the Spanish lady and Peri in the Two Doctors as well. The bit where he pulls Peri into that pash at the end is one my favourite little moments of the episode.
Isn't it John Benton? Or did someone make that up?
Benton's first name was never revealed on TV.
You left out Jamie putting the moves on the Spanish lady and Peri in the Two Doctors as well.
Ah, "Anita" is said Spanish lady.
And who DIDN'T put the moves on Peri?
The Doctor (unless you count strangling as foreplay)...
Cameron
Hey, Peri started it... if you believe a certain Terrance Dicks.
And he does cop a feel of Peri in the last episode of Twin Dilemma. Check it out.
And he bit her on the bum during rehearsals. (I love that story)
Hmm...
Daleks!
Finally, a race that doesn't turn into Nigel Verkoff at the sight of Peri...
Cameron
Black Dalek: ALL-UNITS-ARE-TO-GROPE-THE-HU-MAN-FE-MALE
Daleks: WE-OBEY!
ZEG: ME - FIRST! ME - FIRST!
ORG: YOU - ALREADY - GOT - KATY - MANNING - YOU - LUCKY - BASTARD! LET - SOMEONE - ELSE - HAVE - A - GO!
BLACK DALEK: NOT - IN - FRONT - OF - THE - BIPEDS! YOU - ARE - SO EMBARASSING - YOU - TWO!
I noticed one pressing itself against Peri in Revelation...
Daleks are dirty wee things
You didn't see the Cult of Skaro copping a feel, or the Last Dalek fondling Rose's butt?
Dude, where have you been?
Sod it!
There is no one immune to Peri's charms.
Cameron
Except the DJ...
Really?
I thought he did try it on with her briefly...
Cameron
Didn't so much as touch her. Very shy bloke, the DJ. She got grobed by Daleks, Jobel and mutants, but not good old Alexei.
Fight the machine, Mr. Sale.
FIGHT THE MACHINE!
Hey, Sparacus, my non-canonical Doctor Who companion is more popular than yours!
2 votes to 0, we'll see how this goes!
Damn it! I like Elsa too.
She'd probably be between Jo and Peri.
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Not like THAT you sick bastards!
Damn it! I like Elsa too.
3-0 spara...
She'd probably be between Jo and Peri.
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Not like THAT you sick bastards!
Oh, I don't know, she did meet Peri once...
I NEED to see that...
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