Tuesday 31 July 2007

Sexiest Doctor Who Companion

OK , which companions would you consider the hottest . Female Category & Male Category.

Obvious leading candidates in the girls corner:

Rose Tyler
Jo Grant
Peri
Sarah Jane Smith
Romana 1 & Romana 2

Obvious leading Male Candidates:

Ben Jackson
Turlough
Mickey Smith
Captain Jack Harkness
Ben Chatham

22 comments:

Bernie Fishnotes said...

If Ben Chatham can be voted for, can I vote for Elsa, from my non-canonical version of Doctor Who (although I think it could fit into the sparaverse, with all it's gratuitous toplessness)

Youth of Australia said...

Is there a prize?

I vote for Cora Destry as sexiest female companion and Wycliff Greymalkin as sexiest male companion, as I created them both and no one bar me remembers them.

Bernie Fishnotes said...

Of course there's a prize! The winner gets a non-existent DVD of an unfinished story.

Cameron Mason said...

Chavvem ain't canon!

Cameron

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

I vote for Elsa too. If she's out then, well, it gets all too difficult.

Zoe? Romana 2? Peri? All three at once?

Oh, and what's with the constant listing of SJS on 'sexiest' polls? She's the most un-sexy companion since Dodo Chaplet as far as I'm concerned. I can understand having a crush on here but Jesus Christ, she's about as erotic as a big bowl of Shephered's pie!

For guy... hmm. I'm going to be weird and say the best looking was Nick Courtney in his prime.

Youth of Australia said...

In an attempt to live up to my new resolution, I'll take this even vaguely seriously.

Hottest girls?

Rose Tyler - I must be in love with her, because otherwise I'm just a big sissy for RTD's season finales, and that can't be true

Jo Grant - particularly that photo of her dressed as Adam Ant in 25 Years: A Celebration. The Dalek stuff did nothing for me.

Peri Brown - on the cusp. Having been a child when I saw her episodes, there was a kind of Leela thing happening: she wasn't sexy, she just always looked like that. Nowadays, of course, you have to notice these things, especially if you're trying to do illustrations of her. Ahem.

Romana II - she LOOKS great, but she acts far too much like my mum. Not going there. No siree.

Romana I - looks good in sunglasses

Sarah Jane Smith - no freaking way. She's beatuiful, but not sexy. Best she hit was 'cute' during Planet of Evil, and then she was wearing Jo's redneck denim gear.

Honorable mentions

Zoe - I need to explain this?

Charley Pollard - see above

Ace - in Silver Nemesis, when she let her hair down. The rest of the time she was too close to one of my schoolfriends for it to work

Izzy - I never twigged she was gay till she snogged Fey. I claim diminished responsibility, as I was busy paying attention to those translucent dresses she wears

Tish Jones - if she's dumb enough to fall for Mark Gattis, I stand a chance.

I'm not so good at the male ones, coz I'm red blooded hetro, but...

Kamelion - coz then he could turn into the Tamborinist from the Dandy Warhols

Captain Jack - it's the teeth

Mickey Smith - not a bad looker, and he'd be a nice guy

Ben Jackson - well, he'd be busy with Polly, but he's better than

Turlough - yeah. creepy

Ben Chatham - no way. Not canon, not nice, not pretty, not entertaining, and his vacuous expression and irritating voice put me off to start with

Honorable mentions

The Brigadier - Season 7, and into some kinkiness judging by Inferno

Jamie - almost Nigel Verkoffian in his desire to shag Polly, Victoria, Zoe, Anita, Samantha, Kirsty, that priestess chick, Vana Gond, Lady Jennifer... the guy is Cassanova with a 0 success rate! No wonder he never wore underpants

Steven - he poses well for photos

Benton - just to find out what his first name is

Hex - just for BF

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

Isn't it John Benton? Or did someone make that up?

You left out Jamie putting the moves on the Spanish lady and Peri in the Two Doctors as well. The bit where he pulls Peri into that pash at the end is one my favourite little moments of the episode.

Youth of Australia said...

Isn't it John Benton? Or did someone make that up?
Benton's first name was never revealed on TV.

You left out Jamie putting the moves on the Spanish lady and Peri in the Two Doctors as well.
Ah, "Anita" is said Spanish lady.

And who DIDN'T put the moves on Peri?

Cameron Mason said...

The Doctor (unless you count strangling as foreplay)...

Cameron

Youth of Australia said...

Hey, Peri started it... if you believe a certain Terrance Dicks.

And he does cop a feel of Peri in the last episode of Twin Dilemma. Check it out.

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

And he bit her on the bum during rehearsals. (I love that story)

Cameron Mason said...

Hmm...

Daleks!

Finally, a race that doesn't turn into Nigel Verkoff at the sight of Peri...

Cameron

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

Black Dalek: ALL-UNITS-ARE-TO-GROPE-THE-HU-MAN-FE-MALE

Daleks: WE-OBEY!

Youth of Australia said...

ZEG: ME - FIRST! ME - FIRST!

ORG: YOU - ALREADY - GOT - KATY - MANNING - YOU - LUCKY - BASTARD! LET - SOMEONE - ELSE - HAVE - A - GO!

BLACK DALEK: NOT - IN - FRONT - OF - THE - BIPEDS! YOU - ARE - SO EMBARASSING - YOU - TWO!

I noticed one pressing itself against Peri in Revelation...

Daleks are dirty wee things

You didn't see the Cult of Skaro copping a feel, or the Last Dalek fondling Rose's butt?

Dude, where have you been?

Cameron Mason said...

Sod it!

There is no one immune to Peri's charms.

Cameron

Youth of Australia said...

Except the DJ...

Cameron Mason said...

Really?

I thought he did try it on with her briefly...

Cameron

Youth of Australia said...

Didn't so much as touch her. Very shy bloke, the DJ. She got grobed by Daleks, Jobel and mutants, but not good old Alexei.

Fight the machine, Mr. Sale.

FIGHT THE MACHINE!

Bernie Fishnotes said...

Hey, Sparacus, my non-canonical Doctor Who companion is more popular than yours!

2 votes to 0, we'll see how this goes!

Youth of Australia said...

Damn it! I like Elsa too.

She'd probably be between Jo and Peri.

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Not like THAT you sick bastards!

Bernie Fishnotes said...

Damn it! I like Elsa too.

3-0 spara...

She'd probably be between Jo and Peri.

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Not like THAT you sick bastards!


Oh, I don't know, she did meet Peri once...

Youth of Australia said...

I NEED to see that...