Sunday, 4 November 2007

Important Announcement: 2009 Specials pitch!

Following the completion of the Ben Chatham Annual with 'Nemesis', my next project will be my pitch for the three 2009 specials. The first will follow on from 'Mirror Mirror on the Wall..." and be a sequel to 'Invasion of the Dinosaurs.'

4 comments:

Youth of Australia said...

Following the completion of the Ben Chatham Annual with 'Nemesis', my next project will be my pitch for the three 2009 specials.
"Pitch"?

Why bother?

a) You're never going to be brave enough to actually submit them

b) Even if you did, the lawyers would stop RTD being involved because you are a hack writer with no professional credentials

c) The 2009 specials already have writers. No 'pitches' are necessary

The first will follow on from 'Mirror Mirror on the Wall..." and be a sequel to 'Invasion of the Dinosaurs.'
Why do you insist on giving the public exactly what they DON'T ask for.

Why a sequel to a 1974 story people only rememeber for crap dinosaurs?

And, since the story ends with all the dinosaurs back in their own time, the evil scientists canceled out of existence, and the UNIT traitor turned good... THERE IS NOTHING TO HAVE A SEQUEL TO!

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

And that's the worst, because you'll use your vast alcoholic brain to create Whittaker's son, or Butler's brother, or Finch's illegal dwarf prostitute cousin to allow them to 'continue' Operation Golden Age (which you only ripped off THREE times now in Operation Delta. Earth Span. And Stangeness.) while completely missing the point of the original.

Speaking of originality, why don't you try NOT copying Jon Pertwee serials and use your own, much-bragged-about "imagination"?

Miles said...

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Sparacus doomed to forever remain in a fantasy world where he is a writer of quality.

Youth of Australia said...

Good thing we are on the outside looking in, at least.

Johnstone said...

Not very important really.