Sunday, 23 March 2008

"CRYSTAL" Part 2

Ok folks, here is the second part of this adventure:

LONDON

The crazed felines scratch and tear at the writhing man as Ben wades in trying to pull them off, helped by two other patients. The cats sense that they are being overpowered and leap back out of the window, leaving their victim groaning with pain…..

Meanwhile the Doctor and Donna are leaving the zoo after making some enquiries:
“Hmmmm now that is annoying.” The Doctor muses.
“What, the fact that those tigers killed five people yesterday after showing no signs of abnormal aggression before?” Donna replies.
“Nah. Well yes. But I mean’t the fact that the tigers have been shot and already cremated . I’d have liked to have examined one of them. Anyway, too late now. What do you fancy doing while we wait for the others to visit Kyle’s mum? How about a quick visit to the Tate Modern?”
Donna frowns:
“Not my thing. Lets just find a café.”

Back at the clinic, the ambulance is leaving with the injured man as Ben & Katie are sitting in Sharon’s room explaining what has happened.
“…. and he was in a terrible state when they took him away… eyes all gouged” Ben finishes.
“I ‘eard the screaming, but I thought it was just one of them ‘avin a panic attack from goin’ cold turkey.” Sharon replies.
The door opens and in walks Lavinia Hendridge smiling:
“I hope the noise downstairs didn’t disturb you Miss Scott. Just a little disturbance but its all sorted out now. While your son is here, may I take the opportunity to offer you some literature on our post-rehab lifestyle adjustment centre. It is in the lovely Welsh countryside and run along Christian principles. We feel that once the body is free of impurities then to stay that way the soul must be de-toxed as well.”
Ben takes the leaflet:
“This is fascinating. A religious retreat to give a new direction to the lives of ex-addicts.”

Meanwhile the Doctor and Donna are enjoying a coffee and piece of carrot cake in a café, the radio blaring in the background. Suddenly the news comes on :
“… reports are coming in from Wales of a heard of cows going berserk in Laffdiggogg town centre after breaking through the fence keeping them in their field. Emergency services are reporting many fatalities as the animals bit and trampled shoppers…..”
The Doctor’s face goes cold:
“Donna this is no coincidence. Come on, lets get to the scene in the TARDIS , pronto.”
“What about the others?” Donna asks.However the Doctor is already rushing out of the café.

WALES

In Laffdiggogg, The Doctor and Donna emerge from the TARDIS to find the town centre deserted apart from the corpses of dead cows strewn around and a team of people examining them. The Doctor grins:
“I might have known . Its Torchwood.”
Jack spots him and runs up:
“Hi Doctor, good to see you again. Come and meet my team.”
Jack introduces the Doctor and Donna to Gwen, Tosh, Owen & Ianto, giving Ianto’s left buttock a squeeze.
“Nice to meet you all. Now whats going on here?”
“Well this cow was still alive when I got here despite the bullet wounds” ,Owen replies
“And this alien device I have here which measures brain patterns was registering massively heightened emotions and awareness in the animal. And an energy source flowing into it from an external location.”
“What external location?” The Doctor asks. Toshiko looks up from her laptop computer gadgety thing:
“Ok I have a fix on it. Its that Christian retreat centre on the outskirts of town. The Cedars its called………..”

………..to be continued.

6 comments:

Youth of Australia said...

Ben wades in trying to pull them off, helped by two other patients.
Wow. Ben does something. Don't expect applause, though, human beings are SUPPOSED to look out for each other.

Meanwhile the Doctor and Donna are leaving the zoo after making some enquiries:
Obviously this entire sequence wasn't as important as Katie hurling abuse at Kyle and his mum.

“What, the fact that those tigers killed five people yesterday after showing no signs of abnormal aggression before?” Donna replies.
Do you REALLY think ANYONE talks like that, let alone Donna?

YOU TALENTLESS CRETIN!

“Nah. Well yes.
Bugger me! A line that ACTUALLY sounds like the Tenth Doctor!

But I mean’t the fact that the tigers have been shot and already cremated.
More animal cruelty. How exactly were the FLYING TIGERS overcome?

What do you fancy doing while we wait for the others to visit Kyle’s mum?
You have a time machine, idiot, you don't HAVE to wait!

How about a quick visit to the Tate Modern?”
Donna frowns:

As she should. They have a TIME MACHINE!

eyes all gouged” Ben finishes.
The eye injury motif, one of Spara's oldest cliches.

You need professional help.

“This is fascinating. A religious retreat to give a new direction to the lives of ex-addicts.”
Oh yeah, coz when did RELIGION ever cause ANY problems?

“… reports are coming in from Wales of a heard of cows going berserk in Laffdiggogg town centre after breaking through the fence keeping them in their field.
How exactly did Torchwood let this through without blacking out the media?

“I might have known . Its Torchwood.”
How does he know? He's only met Jack and Tosh, and is hardly likely expecting to see either of them...

Jack introduces the Doctor and Donna to Gwen, Tosh,
He's already MET Tosh, you IDIOT!

Owen & Ianto, giving Ianto’s left buttock a squeeze.
You know Jack wouldn't be so forward around the Doctor. Get a hold on yourself that DOESN'T involve wanking.

“Well this cow was still alive when I got here despite the bullet wounds” ,Owen replies
Wow, exactly like that Jim Carrey movie! MORE ANIMAL CRUELTY!

“And this alien device I have here which measures brain patterns was registering massively heightened emotions and awareness in the animal. And an energy source flowing into it from an external location.”
Shouldn't Torchwood, you know, be a bit EDGIER that their main enemy is right in front of them, no matter what Jack says?

Toshiko looks up from her laptop computer gadgety thing:
Sweet Jesus you are pathetic...

How exactly is this a sequel to Planet of the Spiders? That IS why it was named Crystal?

I'm only reminding you so you can hastily scribble out an explanation in the next episode and pretend it was your plan all along.

Sinitta said...

Sparacus also posts on Moopy... A youthful gay music site. This was their view on the latest CHAPTER...

http://www.moopy.org.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=51406

Please let the folks at OG know about this

sparacus said...

"Truth is an arrow,
and the gate is narrow
that it passes through......"

- Bob Dylan

Bernie Fishnotes said...

Jack introduces the Doctor and Donna to Gwen, Tosh,
He's already MET Tosh, you IDIOT!


To be fair, he was a jug-eared Northerner at the time, so she probably wouldn't recognise him anyway.

Unless you're referring to him meeting her in a BC adventure, then I'll let you have that one.

And "Lemon Bloody Cola", I've got a really bad cough, and your post about sucking Spara's cock made it much worse. You Bastard.

Youth of Australia said...

To misquote Edmund Blackadder:
"Can you lot have your obscene phone calls elsewhere?"

Youth of Australia said...

Great. Now I look like a loony saying that...